Hottest Male Athletes

It has become all-too-apparent that football season just can't come fast enough. I'm sure all of you have noticed there have been WAY too many Hottest Babe so-called "sports" blog posts as of late. Gentlemen, this is seriously getting out of hand.

I'm tired of seeing "Hottest Female Athlete", "Hottest Female Reporter", "Hottest Athletes' Wives", "Hottest Chick Who Has Ever Attended a Baseball Game (to Meet Cute Guys) or At Least Caught a Glimpse of Sports on TV at Some Point in Her Life"...

Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating a little, but you get my point. As annoying as all of this adolescent drooling over mostly fake girls is, I'm just gonna go ahead and be a giant hypocrite by making my first blog post a list of the Hottest Male Athletes.

Ladies, enjoy :)

(In no particular order...)

Larry Johnson - Kansas City Chiefs

To be a good running back, you have to have excellent balance, and LJ's sweet smile is just so nicely balanced out by his hot tats.


Tom Brady - New England Patriots

I have a love-hate relationship with Thomas. I really hate hearing girls say that they are watching a game just to see him. And I really despise his taste in women. But look at him...how could I leave him off the list? Plus, ohmygod, I think he's, like, good at throwing the ball or something!





Jerry Porter - Oakland Raiders

Say what you want about what went down last year with the Raiders, but Jerry Porter's hotness is undeniable, so he's goin' on the list!


Shaun Phillips - San Diego Chargers

Shaun's just absolutely adorable. Too bad I couldn't find any good pics online. This'll have to do (he's on the right).



Dwayne Wade - Miami Heat

The guy is good-looking, talented, and does some of the funniest commercials on TV. Fitting that he plays for the Heat, 'cause Dwayne is smokin'.



Andy Roddick - American Tennis Star

I can't say that I watch a lot of tennis, but Andy sure does provide some incentive to start.




Marat Safin - Russian Tennis Player

Russian pride!!! I saw him at The Coffee Bean last week, and let me tell you...even better looking in person.


HOWEVER...major minus points for his girlfriend...YIKES:


Ian Thorpe - Australian Swimmer

Michael Phelps may be able to outswim "The Thorpedo", but he will never be as attractive. Sorry, Michael!

David Beckham - Los Angeles Galaxy

Hmm...I don't really think I need to say anything here.



Javy Lopez - Colorado Rockies

I honestly didn't know who this was until I started doing some research for this post. Glad I found him, though. Wow.


(Note: The other baseball player I wanted to put on here was Bobby Crosby - the Brad Pitt of MLB. There are NO good pictures of him online, however. Someone should really fix that.)

Eric Lindros - Dallas Stars

A hockey player whose face doesn't look like it's been run over by truck. That's pretty much a miracle on ice.




Well, that's all I've got. If you need me, I'll be sitting in my room staring at a wall, waiting for the pre-season to start.