Stomper, the A's Mascot, Leads a Double Life

In the Oakland area, Stomper is a well-known character. He is the adorable, cartoony elephant that can always be found waddling around at A's games, handing out prizes and autographs to the young baseball fans. Stomper is not just a symbol of the Oakland Athletics, he is a symbol of baseball and its status as a wholesome American tradition.

But what happens to Stomper when the kiddies with the baseball gloves and Chavez jerseys aren't around? Lets just say that that the negative influences of out-of-control celebrities like Britney, Lindsey, and Paris haven't just affected pre-teen girls...they now taking their toll on innocent fake elephants.

Below are several video clips of the mascot "going dumb" - certain evidence that he is on his way to rehab.

Seriously, though...only in Oakland...