While the white athlete is a dying breed, there are still plenty of talented melanin-challenged players to be found in professional sports. What the male caucasoids seem to be lacking, however, is the ability to do a celebratory dance that doesn't make them look like they should be in the Special Olympics. Need evidence? Look no further.
Tom Brady is absolutely pathetic here, but the last guy is just priceless:
Compared to...
Kelly Washington's smooth moves:
Shaq's booty shakin':
...and what was indisputably the best minute of this year's Hard Knocks. On second thought, that whole Special Olympics thing may actually apply here:
So if you're a pro athlete and you have the ability to get a sunburn, for the love of God PLEASE limit celebrations to fist-pumps and high-fives. Thank you.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
White Men Can't...Dance
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I have a negative comment to make.
Blackness does not imply dancing ability: http://youtube.com/watch?v=wdFPoLVj734
Also, the NFL got nothing on global soccer. As you can see, sometimes the melanin-deprived can compensate for awful dance moves with pure creativity (I love knighting the guy with the corner flag):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZUTUKk-DMKc&mode=related&search=
Of course, most (all) of those celebrations would get you a personal foul and a large fine in the NFL.
Sighhh, I wish I could dance. Then I'd be good at everything.
now, now. don't knock King Al McGuire. he's a God among men... or at least he was.
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