Dennis Rodman - Dude Looks Like a... Ladies' Basketball Coach?

Can I just say that Dennis Rodman is out of his freaking mind, and I love him for it. I definitely think the NBA is in dire need of a Dennis replacement these days, and the NFL could certainly use a Rodman-esque player or two. I mean, what's more fun than a cross-dressing athlete? I think that my one true love, Ocho Cinco, is probably the one who has come closest to being the Dennis Rodman of football, but it's only because he's a loud-mouth and had that funky orange black man mohawk going for a little while.

So what has good ol' Denny been up to lately? Oh, nothing too surprising. Apparently, he's considering a gig as a WNBA coach.

I'm thinkin' this would make the ladies pretty uncomfortable. No, it's not because he'd be a man in a women's locker room, but because he would be more feminine than the vast majority of the players on his team.

Personally, I wouldn't want my male coach strutting around the locker room in a mini-skirt, his legs lookin a hell of a lot nicer than mine. Not okay.

Besides, I don't think they allow WNBA coaches to wear feather boas or wedding dresses on the sidelines...do they?