At least not according to a post on her MySpace blog made yesterday, which has since been deleted.
Well I say good riddance! Nobody gives a damn about that guy, anyway. (Except maybe Eagles fans. And I don't know anybody who cares what they think.) Besides, I've found a much better match for this lovely housewife-in-training.
Kendra, I know that on your MySpace profile you list "getting married by the age of 24" as one of your main goals in life. (It's always so moving to see other girls my age with high aspirations.) You might be worried that time is running out and you may not reach that goal, but don't panic! The perfect man is still out there.
And that man is Marshawn Lynch.
Just look at all these signs that you're, like, totally meant to be together.
1.) reaaaaaaaaally gooooooooood blogn sklz? Check. (lololol.)
Kendra:2.) More grills than George Foreman? Check.
hiiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! if i was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahaha!!!!! rumors are sooooooooo fuckin funny. yaa trickk yaaaaaa lololol!! Love is a beautiful thing n i think the world needs more of it. lol..
Marshawn:
whats good yardbarkers what it do its ya local neighborhood running back outta OAKLAND....in buffalo playin for da bills...if u looked at da headline reading DAMN its cause ive been out 4 da past two weeks and its been hurting me not to b out der wit ma teammates even if we losing....i just cant wait til i can get back out der wit ma bra bras (teammates).....but dis just ma lil intro until i can get back to yall wit a lil mo....stay solid til next time
Kendra:
Marshawn:
3.) A flair for ghostriding? Check.
Kendra:
Marshawn (this sure was a sign of the erratic driving behavior to come...):
There you have it. Kendra and Marshawn (Kenshawn?), together forever.
4 comments:
Somehow I surfed to this ... Listen, I know it's harder to properly execute sarcasm when you're on a keyboard, but I have to tell you that you do an awful job of it. Maybe it's the fact that you made fun of Eagles fans, or maybe it's that I wasted a couple of minutes of my life reading this... either way, I'm not too fond of your writing style. I'm down as much as the next guy for mocking people with poor grammar and general usage of the English language, but, this somehow failed to even entertain with this simple concept in mind.
Good try, though.
Signed,
Jason Avant
(pst....that signature was sarcasm...)
Hi Jason! OMG, I'm so excited that you dropped by and left me a comment! One question, though: why, after wasting ALLLL that valuable time reading this post, would you waste even more time commenting on it? I mean, don't you have something else that you need to be doing? Working on being a mediocre receiver on a mediocre team, supported by not-so-mediocre-but-extremely-obnoxious fans, perhaps?
Have a great day!
SB
P.S. Your signature wasn't sarcastic at all; it was just stupid.
This site could really use a privacy policy.
Jason Avant is a loser.
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