Stephen Curry - I Am Honored to Have You in the Bay

So Stephen Curry may have some trouble properly pronouncing his own name, and I really haven't seen the kid play, but I am beyond thrilled to welcome him to my Warriors. Why? This:



Forgive me for being a girl here, but OMG, HOW ADORABLE ARE STEPHEN AND HIS FRIENDS!!!!???!!! He comes across as a little shy in the video, but I've got to say, he's kind of like a young Rod Benson. The guy's got awesome friends, too...how 'bout the cute kid with the accent? And the boy with the Bench Press for Cancer shirt who looks like he could maybe lift a tea kettle? Love it. Can I adopt all of you???

Had I seen this while I was in high school, I might have gone to Davidson.


....Ew, wait, what am I saying? Go Bears!


P.S. My source for this was Raj Mathai of NBC 11 Bay Area News, whom I slammed in my last post. You've fully redeemed yourself, sir. Please accept the Biotch's sincerest apologies for her previous comments.

P.P.S. I was just told he probably isn't staying with the W's. This is unacceptable. Warriors front office, I urge you to reconsider.