Given that there's nothing NFL-related to talk about these days that isn't pure speculation, it's no surprise that everyone has jumped on this story with Roy Williams. And I'm joining right in.
Williams's $76,000 engagement ring, sent by mail to former Miss Texas Brooke Daniels in February, has apparently been returned. The Daniels family has stated that they would rather return the ring than deal with the law suit Williams decided to bring upon them last week.
In my oh-so humble opinion, the question here isn't who the ring should go to. (Answer: Charity. Much better to benefit society than to allow one of these two horrible excuses for human beings to waste the money on more unneccessary jewelry.) The question is which side is dumber. I'm completely torn.
First you have Williams, who I am charging with 3 counts of extreme stupidity:
1) Dating a beauty queen. Everyone knows they're not real people.
2) Proposing by mail. REALLY? At least bring your ass into the 21st century and send her a proposal e-mail/IM/Tweet.
3) Proposing at all. You're a football player, she's a beauty queen. Why even pretend that it's a monogamous relationship?
Then there's Daniels. Oh, honey, I know all that bleach has probably seeped through your skull and it's not totally your fault, but you're still responsible for your 3 counts:
1) Being from Texas. Nuff said.
2) Dating a pro athlete. We all know that there is a:
100% chance of him cheating
84% chance of him cheating with a porn star
57% chance of him being a dog killer
43% chance of him beating you up
25% chance of you beating him up
15% of you killing him.
I know you probably weren't on the math team, but you should realize that your odds of a healthy relationship were not good from the start.
3) Being a half-ass gold digger. Either you're a money-grubbing whore or you're not. Take the ring and marry the dude so you can take half of his money in another year, or be a decent person and give it back. Nobody likes a flip-flopper.
So, in conclusion, the Sports Biotch officially declares both sides complete morons. Congratulations to them and their families. Oh, and...world peace.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Roy Williams and the Mail Order Bride
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2 comments:
Well done, dinabanina. Few good ideas too...
Beautifully put! I wonder how much research you had to do to arrive at those precise percentages? :)) But on a more serious note - I think it is double moronic, that either party thought it was necessary to bring this whole shindig into the public eye. Makes them seem even more dumb. I almost pity the fools (c).
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