Gin and Juice Remix...Lambeau Style

This video came to me from my Twitter pal Bobby O'Shea who writes over at Green Bay Bums. When he told me that he and his super-white buddy (because all Packers fans are presumed super-white until proven otherwise) had created this remix, I was sure that it would...well, really really blow. But I must say that these guys did a pretty damn good job with it. Plus I always love to see footage of drunken Wisconsonians dancing around awkwardly in weather that would probably literally freeze your balls off if you didn't stick a hand warmer down your pants. Enjoy!

Stephen Curry - I Am Honored to Have You in the Bay

So Stephen Curry may have some trouble properly pronouncing his own name, and I really haven't seen the kid play, but I am beyond thrilled to welcome him to my Warriors. Why? This:



Forgive me for being a girl here, but OMG, HOW ADORABLE ARE STEPHEN AND HIS FRIENDS!!!!???!!! He comes across as a little shy in the video, but I've got to say, he's kind of like a young Rod Benson. The guy's got awesome friends, too...how 'bout the cute kid with the accent? And the boy with the Bench Press for Cancer shirt who looks like he could maybe lift a tea kettle? Love it. Can I adopt all of you???

Had I seen this while I was in high school, I might have gone to Davidson.


....Ew, wait, what am I saying? Go Bears!


P.S. My source for this was Raj Mathai of NBC 11 Bay Area News, whom I slammed in my last post. You've fully redeemed yourself, sir. Please accept the Biotch's sincerest apologies for her previous comments.

P.P.S. I was just told he probably isn't staying with the W's. This is unacceptable. Warriors front office, I urge you to reconsider.

Worst Interview of All Time

This is bad. Really frickin' bad. And you know who's at fault here?

Not Rajai Davis - his job is to play baseball, which he's...at least not horrible at.

Not his agent - sure, there's some media training in order here that clearly has never been provided, but I'm sure the kid isn't exactly being attacked by an army of reporters on a regular basis.

No, my friends, the fault here rests with the completely incompetent NBC Bay Area news team. Raj, you were assigned a two-minute segment. You had all of batting practice to record a scripted monologue and find one player who could actually complete phrases like "Last time they swept us, but that's in the past" or "Today we just need to go out there and play ball." ....THAT'S IT.

And this crap is seriously what you, as a professional reporter, came up with? I can't believe MSM even tries to argue that bloggers can't "report" on sports because of their lack of access, when THIS is apparently what access gives. Awful...just awful.

Being a Royal Not Painful Enough, Guillen Removes Own Toenail

We've seen athletes do a lot of really stupid crap in the last year or so. From Monta Ellis's moped to Brandon Marshall's McDonald's bag to, of course, Plaxico's safety-less gun, these guys have damaged their multi-million dollar bodies in ways that are more frickin ridiculous than I could possibly dream up. But, man, at least those guys did this dumb ish on accident.

Royals outfielder José Guillen, on the other hand, is a frickin masochist. Not only does he play for KC (which is painful enough as it is) but according to the Kansas City Star, Guillen decided to remove his own ingrown toenail with a pair of tweezers when his doctor mentioned the possiblity of surgery.

"If it wasn't any better, he wanted me to have surgery. I thought, 'Whoaaa.'

"I reached in there (with the tweezers)," he said, "and poked around until I got the end of it. Then I counted one, two, three and just pulled …. Oh, my God. It came out, but tears were running down my cheeks."

Uh, WHAT!?!? Why in the hell would you do that? What about the surgery would have been any worse than pulling this thing out yourself, dude? Some local anesthetic, perhaps? Sterile tools? The years of medical experience behind the person performing the procedure?

I mean, maybe José thought that "surgery" meant removing his entire foot, but buddy, you're not in the Dominican anymore. We don't do that sort of thing here.

Let's just hope this guy never gets an eye infection.